Sunday, December 28, 2008

"I'm a bitch, you knew this."
"Yeah, well I'm greedy. "

Friday, December 26, 2008

you're fantastic

Rawry is finally coming out of her "heat week". This is great news because I'm really getting sick of hearing her mating call at 4 in the morning. I'm also getting sick of her walking around with her ass way up in the air and her rubbing up against the furniture. I don't even want to touch her, all that is going through her little kitty head is sex sex sex. :( ew. In other news, Christmas was delightful. It was very chill. We really didn't go all out this year (present wise), Jon didn't even get anyone anything which was kind of awkward. What a douche. Camille, Maggie, Wendy, Justin and I all went to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Christmas night. It was a good movie but it was definitely one that you only want to see once. I've eaten so much since Christmas Eve and i really don't feel bad. I'm pretty much eating the same amount as what Justin eats everyday. I hate that kid, he eats whatever he wants and never gains a pound. I swear that boy has a hollow leg.
...lets get naked.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

John Cleary Gallery

Rodney Smith: Surreal

twins in tree

leaning house

guys with boxes on head

Stanko Abadzic: feet and cello

Richard Drury: red calla 2

Maggie, the last one is for you:). Ha.

Friday, December 19, 2008


I have officially finished Christmas shopping!!! and and and I have $10 left over. Ballin'!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

motherly love

Justin won't come home:(. I automatically hate anyone who makes him feel like shit. In this case it's my mom. The things that come out of this woman's mouth are obscene. When she is mad at you, she will find anything and everything that will get you down and she will throw it in your face. You tell her things in confidence and she will somehow use it against you. I understand that she hates her life but it's her fault. She has had so many opportunities to get out and do something that would make her happy but she never takes them. I swear all she knows how to do is complain, fight, and be miserable. I swear she enjoys making other people miserable. She is honestly the most negative person I have ever known. I hate knowing that I hate my own mother. ahh i hate her but she's my mom, I can't fully hate her even if i tried. I try so hard to find a warm side to her but even if I do it only lasts for a day at the most. I've said it before, the only person I truly care about in this family is Justin. As for the rest of them, good luck to ya.

yes, mr. todd

I'm almost done Christmas shopping which is good but still I'm cutting it kind of close. I think I'll finish it up tomorrow. As long as I don't have to drive. My car's tank is as empty as it can get. My dad would be so pissed if he knew. He gets really mad at me if my car is on E. Oh well. In other news, the magster is coming home for like a month which is amazing:). I miss that B word. Today was the first real snow fall of the year and I must say, I really hate the snow. It's so cold and wet. Plus I'm the one who has to shovel. lame. The one thing I love about cold snowy days though is that you have an excuse to stay inside and do nothing. And that is exactly what I did today with Camille. We stayed in my nice warm room (the only warm room in the house) and watched movies and some of that tv. As I was driving her home I soon realized that my car doesn't handle very well in the snow. I think maybe because its a rear wheel drive piece of shit that doesn't have snow tires. Yeah, I'm destined to die this winter.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


You hold me without touch.
You keep me without chains.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

I never really knew the difference between loving someone and being in love with someone.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

simply because...shhhh...

And there was this one lady at the bar and she was trying to buy gin
And this other lady at the bar and she was trying to sell gin
It worked out good for the boths of them

what vagina?

AAahahha i Frickin love love love her.<3.:D

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Ting Tings

They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me 'quiet'
But I'm a riot
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?

I guarantee this song will be stuck in your head. I died laughing when i heard it. All i could think of was this big mad black woman screaming at people saying "That's not my name". ahh I love it.
Its called That's not my name ( I know, I know who would have figured?) and its by The Ting Ting's. mmm i love it.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008


It was my turn to decide
I knew this was our time
No one else will have me like you do
No one else will have me, only you.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

right brain vs. left brain tests

alleged left brain/right brain test. Find the man in the coffee beans.

Doctors have concluded that, if you find the man in 3 seconds, then the Right half of your brain is better developed than most people. --(I did that! mama's proud)
If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right Half of the brain is developed normally.
If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right Half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to Eat more protein.

Look at the chart below and say the color of the word - not the word itself.
The right side of the brain tries to say the color while the left side tries to say the word.

Color Test right brain left brain

(I said all of the colors except for the last one for some reason I said orange. Then I tried it again and I said orange again? me smart!)

Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

Dancer test

(I see her going clockwise. I don't understand how she could be going anti-clockwise?)

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic, detail oriented, facts rule, words and language, present and past, math and science,can comprehend, knowing, acknowledges, order/pattern perception, knows object name, math and science, reality based, forms strategies, practical, safe.
uses feeling,"big picture" oriented, imagination rules, symbols and images, present and future, art and music, philosophy & religion, can "get it" (i.e. meaning),believes, appreciates, spatial perception, knows object function, fantasy based, presents possibilities, impetuous, risk taking.

In conclusion, I'm a right brain I guess. yay?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

HPV? no thanks.

I'm officially one-less today!!! whooo! and and and i got a kickass bandaid.B)

Well... I still go to my pediatrician and today Justin and I met this nurse who I guess was our nurse when we were little.

nurse- " aww, oh my goodness I remember you two when you were just babys."
Justin- "yeah, we're pretty unforgettable."
nurse- "oh, well I see someone loves themself." (walks away).

aaahahaha I died.