aahahahaha

"what the hell. is this what happens when you get naked and i don't come over? you just marry things? jesus christ."

Strange Fact

Whenever I'm the passenger in someones car and I look at the power lines as we're driving, I imagine a skateboarder grinding them. I've done this for as long as I can remember. Weird.

Big Step

I'm afraid.

lame

I really hate being sick. I hate hate hate runny noses. boo. Is anyone even sick? Where the hell did I get this?

RS

And the genius next door was sleeping,
dreaming that the antidote was orgasm.

Great song

I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it.

Come mere.